FRIDAY ESSAY: On the Issue of Governor "Queen" Alamieyeseigha's Escape from London to Yenagoa
Mobolaji E. Aluko, PhD
Burtonsville, MD, USA
November 25, 2005
The period between September 15, 2005, when Bayelsa State Governor and former Nigerian Air Force Squadron Leader Diepreye Solomon Peter Alamieyeseigha (Alams or Alami or Alamco or DSP for short) was arrested at Heathrow Airport, London on suspicion of money laundering, and November 21, when he landed "mysteriously" back in his village Amassoma in Ogboin North Local Government has been an interesting one for Nigerians. It has been a period with a mixture of surprises, alarm and resignation, of sober national reflections, puerile speculations and ethnic chest-beating - ending now in utter dismay for a majority of Nigerians following the shameful UK-bail-jumping, ugly-drag-queen-disguising, multiple-international-immigration-violations incident that actually preceded his eventual Houdini appearance at the capital Yenagoa of Bayelsa State.
As we consider these events anew, please come let us reason togetherŠŠ
1. Alams jumping bail on November 18 (the last day that he failed to report to Scotland Yard and two days after his 53 rd birthday) and showing up in Yenagoa on November 21 was as ill-advised as his earlier opting for a tummy-tuck surgical operation in Germany (he should have fasted for a month, starting August 15 for example), or taking a detour to London to convalesce (he should have flown straight to PH from Germany via Lufthansa), or having so much cash on him (he should have used a credit card - Mastercard for example.) He reportedly escaped via a nocturnal trek to a train station, an Eurostar train travel from the UK to France, air travel to Cameroon and a fast boat-ride (via Bayelsa Government's official boat? http://www.bayelsagov.com/doc/govboat.jpg ) into Nigeria - after allegedly dressing as a pregnant woman sometime in-between. The trimmer Alamco might have swam some distance - but that could not be confirmed. Nowhere was God's fiery "Chariot Elijah" sighted, I can assure you, despite Alam's and Oronto Douglas' "God did it" claims.
2. If he had not been declared guilty before the bail jump, Alams is certainly guilty of many crimes now, including, among many others: jumping bail, forging documents, misrepresentation, and immigration violations in Britain, France, Cameroon and Nigeria - and in Bayelsa State.
3. A nagging question: Suppose he had been caught while escaping ? How foolish and ridiculous would he have looked - particularly in drag which, in cartoon, has been depicted as "an elaborate headgear, sparkling silver necklace and red lipstick"? Even the most elaborate and ingenious escape plan can go awry - did he NOT think of that ? Was Buhari's Nigerian government not caught in its own attempt to get former minister Umaru Dikko to involuntarily "escape" the UK in a crate - well, a botched kidnap attempt - in 1984?
4. What REALLY was Alamco trying to escape from - and to what advantage ? He was not facing a CAPITAL punishment in the UK after all. Even if he was eventually found guilty, he would have been jailed for a relatively short time after some plea bargains (white collar crime imprisonments don't usually last long anyway; Tafa Balogun just got 6 months prison service in Nigeria for N12 billion embezzlement and money laundering); he would lose his money; and eventually be deported to Nigeria, with clearly the loss of his governorship. But he had been governor already for SIX years. Is the benefit of this escape worth saving a governorship that had less than 2 years to go ? Now with his escape and its backlash, he will lose all of that anyway - his freedom, his money, his governorship, his reputation. In any case, he might even "bounce back" afterwards - as former IG Tafa Balogun has vowed to do after serving his jail sentence, and as many others have "bounced back" before him. [One hopes that Tafa does not "bounce back" as IG though - or Governor of Osun State.]
5. For the rest of his life until he voluntarily gave himself up to the UK, he, an international fugitive from justice, would have been afraid of Interpol (International Police), and hence would not be able to travel openly OUT of Nigeria: not even to Cameroon, Togo, Ghana, etc, not to talk of Germany (for follow-up medical check-up, for example), etc. Is that kind of constant fear and restriction worth it ?
6. How did "Dr." Alamieyeseigha really think that he could effectively govern in Bayelsa after this escapade for the next eighteen months ? Why would he ruin the good work being done on his behalf by the loyal Deputy Governor, Acting Governor and authentic Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan - particularly by showing up one day after Goodluck's 48th birthday ? Would he or his designated representatives now be able to attend Council of State meetings in Abuja ? Or the ever-important monthly Federal Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) meetings - to get more federal allocation and derivation money to Bayelsa (roughly N8-9 billion monthly) to embezzle ? Would an embarrassed President Obasanjo not do all within his power to financially squeeze Bayelsa State's metaphoric balls under a felon's governorship - as he is reported to have started to do by instructing some Nigerian banks not to honor cheques with Alam's signature on it ?
7. What about all of his family members bearing the uncommon name "Alamieyeseigha" ? Granted though that most Nigerians now pat themselves on the back for being able to spell and pronounce the name properly (less of course one syllable than one would be tempted to pronounce), every time his family members travel abroad now - with an APB (All-Points-Bulletin) put out of DSP - their names will ring alarum bells, and they will be asked to explain themselves and their relationships. After three-time denials and swearings in English and Ijaw of not being DSP, they will certainly be asked: "Where are you coming from ? Where are you going to ? How much money do you have on you ? Is that all? When did you last see one fugitive named DSP Alamieyeseigha ?" Was it not selfish for DSP Alams not to think of this wider implication for his extended family - including even his own friends and business associates ? Voluble London businessman and reputed Alam-surety Terry Waya appears to be the first victim of this selfish attitude: he has been reportedly arrested - and hear this - granted bail ! Maybe the British are really nuts ?
8. First Plateau Governor Dariye jumped bail, and now Alamieyeseigha. The latter's escape puts a further blight on the reputation of Nigerians in general. Alams' British lawyers in London must now be quite alarmed and embarrassed at his bail jump - assuming of course they did not aid and abet his escape - and will raise legal fees for some categories of high-profile Nigerians as fewer lawyers might be ready to take their cases. His previous Nigerian lawyers in the UK who he dismissed for lack of rigor, wrong color and bad accent before the Queen may be thanking their lucky stars, but they are also likely to face close scrutiny about their possible implications in the matter.
9. Most annoyingly, Alams' attempts to link his plight to "Ijaw marginalization" and "minority persecution" within the Nigerian political, social and economic scheme of things also places a moral burden on the Ijaw people and some other minorities, who are forced into ambiguity either to specifically support him as a folk hero - to the opprobrium of many other citizens of Nigeria - or to strenuously oppose him as actual victims of his corrupt practices, as a majority of the members of the Bayelsa State Assembly is bravely doing. As a part-Ijaw myself from my mother's side, I feel violated by this particular antic. The ethnic competition inside Nigeria places a special burden on the Ijaws to CLEARLY speak against criminality of THIS leader (the declared "Governor-General of the Ijaw Nation") on an occasion when it is in the public eye. This is notwithstanding the fact that corruption places a moral burden on ALL of us as Nigerians.
10. Finally, all of these nefarious financial activities of so many Nigerian governors are happening because of the "temptation" of Section 308 of our Constitution which protects the President, the Vice-President, all the 36 Governors and their Deputy-Governors - "The Seventy-Four Nigerian Untouchables" - from civil and criminal prosecution. Alams could hide under this section both in carrying out his initial nefarious financial transactions, and carrying out his cloak-and-dagger return under the false notion that he will be further protected once he lands on Nigerian soil. That nothing has been done so far about Section 308 since 1999 is a blight on Obasanjo's executive administration and the National Legislature, and makes a mockery of its anti-corruption stance. If Section 308 cannot be ended NOW, then this is the emotional and teachable time for it to be AMENDED to allow for criminal prosecution and limited civil prosecution. Those moves, together with the ENACTMENT of the Freedom of Information Act and Whistleblower Acts and the joint effective actions of the traditional police, ICPC and EFCC would truly help to sanitize the system rather than the current allegations of chaos-inviting attempts to amend the Constitution to extend the presidential term by a day, two years, four years, five years, six years or twelve years.
This whole episode of Alamieyeseigha is an individual, family, micro-national Ijaw and national embarrassment. Alamieyeseigha has not been well served at all by both his appetites and his advisers. Only his impeachment and removal as governor of Bayelsa, and constitutional amendments to address the underlying problems, can save us as a nation from further embarrassment and accusations of selective justice.
I rest my case.